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The mad viking
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Bad trade ;D;D;D
« on: Dec 13th, 2002, 7:46am » |
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Just wondering what went wrong here.
Gave my wife a refrigerator&freezer for christmas.present and she is bying me a pair of socks for present
Have to done something wrong this ye ;Dar.Maybe bad ;D ;D ;D ;D
Any suggestions what to do? ;D
Take care friends
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Re: Bad trade
« Reply #1 on: Dec 13th, 2002, 7:54am » |
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Stuff the frigg with beer and other stuff. Keep the freezer empty so you can put your head in it when you get hit.  ;D
And for those socks, ask her when you're gonna get those matching shoes, skates, skiboots... 
If that doesn't work, I give up. I'm only 23 and living with me girlfriend for 2 years, so I'm not very good with that stuff yet...
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Re: Bad trade
« Reply #2 on: Dec 13th, 2002, 8:48am » |
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My former fiance' pulled that on me when I went to Austria, I brought her back a $600.00 Sarovski Crystal grand piano. She played piano and it was so beautiful. She bought me a leather belt. I mean, I know I am fat, but that belt did not cost that much.
Needless to say, I was ticked.
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Re: Bad trade
« Reply #3 on: Dec 13th, 2002, 8:50am » |
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Svenn..
How long have you been married? I hate to tell you, but that is just the way it is - get used to it ;D
This is where you have to get "smart".. Lot's of snow in the drive way that needs clearing? Of course you would have taken care of it.. only you leg, arm, foot or whatever hurts so bad and there is no way that you handle it.. Let her do it ;D - then you can sit, nice and warm inside wearing your new socks
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Re: Bad trade
« Reply #4 on: Dec 13th, 2002, 9:12am » |
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LMAO Svenn....I'm sorry, I couldn't resist!
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Re: Bad trade
« Reply #5 on: Dec 13th, 2002, 9:22am » |
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Forget the house hold items. I buy my wife collectables and little precious stones mounted on gold. Good luck.
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Re: Bad trade
« Reply #6 on: Dec 13th, 2002, 9:30am » |
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marty has the right idea
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Re: Bad trade
« Reply #7 on: Dec 13th, 2002, 9:31am » |
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Svenn, is normal!
If you buy a present to your wife:
- if she like it AND it cost so much -> is a nice present (sex this night)
- if she like it AND it don't cost so much -> is just a present (no sex for a week)
- if she don't like it AND it don't cost so much -> is just a joke (no sex for 2 weeks)
- if she don't like it AND it cost so much -> you are completely mad (no sex for a year)
If your wife buy a present to you:
- if she like it AND it cost so much AND you CLEARLY show you like it -> is a nice present (sex this week)
- if she like it AND it cost so much AND you DO NOT CLEARLY show you like it -> you're a stupid (no sex this night)
- if she like it AND it cost so much AND you CLEARLY show you DISlike it (don't do this!!!) -> you're a stupid to be left alone (no sex this LIFE)
- if she like it AND it DON'T cost so much AND you CLEARLY show you like it -> is a nice present (sex this night) but just if you tell her she's very intelligent in choosing the right present
- if she like it AND it DON'T cost so much AND you DO NOT CLEARLY show you like it -> you're a stupid (no sex this week)
- if she like it AND it DON'T cost so much AND you CLEARLY show you DISlike it (don't do this!!!) -> you're a stupid to be left alone (no sex this LIFE)
- if she DO NOT like it .......better to find another wife....
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Bad trade ;D;D;D
« Reply #8 on: Dec 14th, 2002, 2:40am » |
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You gave me some hopes there Ricc ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Bad trade ;D;D;D
« Reply #9 on: Dec 14th, 2002, 6:33am » |
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Simple, Svenn:
Keep putting your old socks in the refrigerator next to all those health foods 
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Re: Bad trade ;D;D;D
« Reply #10 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 12:42pm » |
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Svenn,
A refrigerator is a household necessity, not a good gift for christmas, most Ladies think of household appliances as mutual need items.
Max out that card and get her a nice Diamond ring or necklace, or bracelet.
My wife floated off the floor for about a month when I gave her the Diamond annaversery ring she always wanted. Hell anyone that can put up with me for 30 years deserves a 30 karat Diamond! Her was only 1.5 but I could have bought a car for what it cost me.
In retrospect I wish I had done it years and years ago.
If your on a budget and like to play auctions, I'll include the best jewelry site I ever found, they have clearence items that are at a set price, an e-store where the items are a set price but they also have an auction, I bought Terri a ring from them through the auction board a month ago, 14kt Gold with a 3.5 Carat Amnethist and .33 Carats of diamond-end price including shipping was $48.00 Pappy
This is the site addresshttp://www.acntv.com/
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A fridge/ freezer and you get socks?
next year buy her nothing and ask her "How do you like me now"
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Re: Bad trade ;D;D;D
« Reply #12 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 3:37pm » |
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Haven't you guys seen Father of The Bride? That'll teach you what kind of items NOT to buy for your wife!
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Re: Bad trade ;D;D;D
« Reply #13 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 6:06pm » |
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Ever try buyin a guy a well calculated gift......."why'd you get me onea those'.....or 'that's the wrong size or color I can't use this'.....or the famous 'I don't care for those there cheap and break'........socks sound good ta me as a man gift....there warm...easy ta care for and cover alot of area....ha-ha...git it ?? Pam
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Re: Bad trade ;D;D;D
« Reply #14 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 10:44pm » |
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Next year... Buy your wife something you want. That way, when she doesn't want it, you can have it.
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Re: Bad trade ;D;D;D
« Reply #15 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 11:29pm » |
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Uh huh, I knew you should of brought her a trip to the US to visit Edna instead.........
hmmmmmmmm............gee......
wonder how much sex you would have gotten then???????
ttyl pal,
EDNA
ps...hope she at least puts on and takes off the socks for ya!!
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