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And don't even try to suck up
« on: Nov 18th, 2002, 2:09pm » |
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You missed my birthday. Like so many other family members -- you blew me off 
I have never been so devastated in my life. Well ok, maybe once -- when Nixon invited me to the Nam picnic in the 70s. The hair thing might be #2, or the wally doesn't want to party might be #1 - 10, shit who cares I'm old, bald and forgotten
Hope everyone had a great weekend. Mine was great. Birhtday - presents - calls from blood brother and my children, and the topper was -- I got lucky ;D ;D ;D The downer was the SOB visited me Sunday at 2AM.
Recently it's been hard to pull off with everything that has been happening in my life the last 3 months.
Hey puddin -- thanks for the idea ;D 
Later clusterheads and supporters. Or are the supporters really a "clusterbike". I kill me! Something should be done to stop me. There is no stopping me -- I"m enchanted. Hell - I drove the short bus.
And yes -- I'm on a conference call. I am so self entertaining -- and you all get to witness it.
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Re: And don't even try to suck up
« Reply #1 on: Nov 18th, 2002, 2:18pm » |
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That stinking mailman didn't deliver my card ??? What about the gorilla that was suppose to show up with the balloons ???? Shit .... can't get good help now-a-days !!!!
Happy Birthday sweetie !!! Glad to hear you had a good time.
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Re: And don't even try to suck up
« Reply #2 on: Nov 18th, 2002, 2:24pm » |
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You kill me too!
They missed my birthday too, but I actually thought it was a good thing. You, on the otherhand must not get enough attention or love in your "real life" and must resort to your "internet buddies" 
Bahahaha! Dr. Phil has nothing on the Slammy! 
oh! I almost forgot!  Happy belated birthday, ya dickhead! ;D
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That's it! Everyone out of the pool!
" Everytime I try to get out, they PULL me back in! "
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echo
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Re: And don't even try to suck up
« Reply #3 on: Nov 18th, 2002, 2:29pm » |
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Slammy knows me soooo well.
I'd have internet sex but I'm afraid of the bytes!
(That's reaching -- but sooo cleaver) 
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Re: And don't even try to suck up
« Reply #4 on: Nov 18th, 2002, 2:36pm » |
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What's that noise....can you hear it?? 
It's really subtle- like it's coming from FAAAR away....wait, it's getting clearer- more recognizable....why......
IT"S MEEEE! Sucking up to YOU!! ;D
('course, I had NO way of knowing it was your bday- or I woulda been pitching in with One Eye on the goriila- maybe we coulda sprung for the 110#stripper you've been waiting for....)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ECHOOOOO!!!
About the other stuff- well, it's safer to talk about your birthday................................
wink,wink, giggle, giggle..........
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Re: And don't even try to suck up
« Reply #5 on: Nov 18th, 2002, 2:41pm » |
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on Nov 18th, 2002, 2:36pm, Cathi wrote:IT"S MEEEE! Sucking up to YOU!! ;D
('course, I had NO way of knowing it was your bday- or I woulda been pitching in with One Eye on the goriila- maybe we coulda sprung for the 110#stripper you've been waiting for....)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ECHOOOOO!!!
About the other stuff- well, it's safer to talk about your birthday................................
wink,wink, giggle, giggle..........
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Speakin of killing me...... I bet you two call each other up before you post! ;D
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Re: And don't even try to suck up
« Reply #6 on: Nov 18th, 2002, 3:24pm » |
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Happy Birthday Echo! Hope your nose has quit running for your special day.
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Re: And don't even try to suck up
« Reply #7 on: Nov 18th, 2002, 3:26pm » |
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You get calls, gifts and to top it all off you even get lucky. That isn't enough ??? Now......you want Happy Birthday posts from us Forget it!!!!!!!
Jacks
Oh well shit....Happy Birthday ;D
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« Reply #8 on: Nov 18th, 2002, 3:27pm » |
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WAH!!!!!
Happy Birthday my brother!!
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« Reply #9 on: Nov 18th, 2002, 3:31pm » |
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Slammy-
Is that all ya got?
Thought you'd come up with something more entertaining!
ZZZZZZZ
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« Reply #10 on: Nov 18th, 2002, 3:36pm » |
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I do not suck. Well ok, maybe I do.
Not to undo anyone else, but you're always the first person I see replying to a newbie or someone with troubles.
So this time I'll suck up and wish you a Very Happy Birthday. Enjoy!!!
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« Reply #11 on: Nov 18th, 2002, 3:40pm » |
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Your new sneakers are on the way.
Well almost new.
Actually I dont know how old they are?
They came unwrapped from the telephone lines.
But hey THEY GOT SOUL!
And your wrong!
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No one forgot your old and bald. ;D
Happy b-day ya migraine inflicted whiner.
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Re: And don't even try to suck up
« Reply #12 on: Nov 18th, 2002, 3:52pm » |
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sorry - didn't even know it was your b-day fella...
smoocharoonies and
....hope I sent the crib liner to the right address...;D
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Re: And don't even try to suck up
« Reply #13 on: Nov 18th, 2002, 5:18pm » |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO' know what?.........your a big fuckin' baby ;D glad it went well even if the s-h-i-t-h-e-a-d tried to ruin it. I can't believe how old you are! ;D......you asked for it ..........2late
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« Reply #14 on: Nov 18th, 2002, 6:09pm » |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Bald is good you don't have to spend hours blow draying!!!
Old is even better you know whats important!
Forgotten you could never be. ;D
OK I am a suck up...but I am like ya what can I say.
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Re: And don't even try to suck up
« Reply #15 on: Nov 18th, 2002, 6:21pm » |
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on Nov 18th, 2002, 3:24pm, Karla wrote:| Happy Birthday Echo! Hope your nose has quit running for your special day. |
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Since Karla beat me to the post nasal drip angle...............
Here dude, I got ya cash!
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Re: And don't even try to suck up
« Reply #16 on: Nov 18th, 2002, 6:49pm » |
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Happy Birthday POOPSIE! Grow any nose hairs? ;D
Offer still stands.
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Re: And don't even try to suck up
« Reply #18 on: Nov 18th, 2002, 8:09pm » |
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No sucking up
Still
Happy Birthday
Hope to do better next time 
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Re: And don't even try to suck up
« Reply #19 on: Nov 18th, 2002, 10:13pm » |
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Hrmmmmm One would think that getting blown off could be a good thing. I could use a little blowin' myself. ;D
Anyone else feeling a draft in here?
Happy birthday!
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Re: And don't even try to suck up
« Reply #20 on: Nov 18th, 2002, 11:15pm » |
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You didn't get the singing telegram I sent????? How weird! Well, Happy Birthday anyway.
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Blessings and PFDAN,
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Re: And don't even try to suck up
« Reply #21 on: Nov 18th, 2002, 11:25pm » |
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What about the 300 lb 'plus' stripper girls.....Ton's a Fun.....should be on her way now !!! Enjoy the ride.......ouch......I think I hear her knockin now...ya better run answer the door......Happy B-Day..........
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Re: And don't even try to suck up
« Reply #22 on: Nov 20th, 2002, 2:20pm » |
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Happy b-day cueball! Now quit ya bitchin'... ;D
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Re: And don't even try to suck up
« Reply #23 on: Nov 20th, 2002, 2:39pm » |
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Happy bday Echo..... Glad to hear that you had a good time....
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Re: And don't even try to suck up
« Reply #24 on: Nov 20th, 2002, 7:10pm » |
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If one of us womenfolk offered to do some sucking for you echo I KNOW you would be more than happy to accept
I do apologize for missing you're b'day though, but here's a happy belated b'day kiss I hope it wasn't too less of a purrrrfect day for you.
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