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talitha
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weirdest treatment option
« on: Nov 1st, 2002, 6:50pm » |
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Okay, what's the very weirdest treatment you have tried? I saw a chiropractor who tried to adjust my teeth  a massage therapist/shaman who said he saw a black dog spirit rise out of my head  and an AF doctor who gave me seconals  . Need i say that none of the above did anything except mess with my serenity.
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Re: weirdest treatment option
« Reply #1 on: Nov 1st, 2002, 8:14pm » |
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I still like the lady who claimed that a hunk of bleu cheese under her tongue and a vinigar bath stopped her headaches.
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Re: weirdest treatment option
« Reply #2 on: Nov 1st, 2002, 8:32pm » |
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don't even get me started!  Among others, there was this dweeby pain management guy I came close to putting on disability for life! LOLOL - ya jes hadda be there..........
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Re: weirdest treatment option
« Reply #3 on: Nov 1st, 2002, 9:41pm » |
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Oh my, Kim! LOL!!! ;D
I would give ANYTHING to be a fly on the wall that day!!
Wish I had a funny story to tell, but I don't...
But I sure enjoy these!! The bleu cheese story's a hoot too!
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Re: weirdest treatment option
« Reply #5 on: Nov 2nd, 2002, 6:19am » |
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Here's one for ya......
We have a friend who said "magnets" would cure ANYTHING....
What the hell ???......Blake went around with a silver dollar size magnet taped to his head for 2 months...
We even spent $100 on a magnetic pillow....all that SoB did was give him a sore neck....  Duh....LMAO
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Re: weirdest treatment option
« Reply #6 on: Nov 2nd, 2002, 10:49am » |
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Can't compete with the bleu cheese and vinegar-but I had the first 2 doctors give me eye drops and sleeping pills! While I knew in my mind these were not going to work-I did it to humor them so I could move on. Eventually they sent me to a good neurologist who knew immediately what I had. It took a while from there-but she saved me. ??? ??? ???
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Re: weirdest treatment option
« Reply #7 on: Nov 2nd, 2002, 3:08pm » |
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A quick search, copy and paste and we have a list of fixes for clusters.
These are just the first couple of years of this board.
They were all posted at this site.
I do not endorse nor dis-dorse any of them.
a non-invasive killing of the nerves surgery
BC-Pain Relief powder
sneezes 6 times cycle will start, 6 more and it stops
try a hypnotherapist
snorts cayenne pepper
being pregnant stops her ch
a medical student with a cure but won’t share it
Norgesic Forte
gives herself DHE shots
Feverfew
non-prescrip anti-histamine tablets stopped ch
Pot helps a lot
emu oil
Radio Frequency Lesion
Magnesium
LSA & LSD
aspirin & ibuprofen
ear plugs stop ch
go on a diet to stop ch
Drez Procedure
Tylenol and Xanax
Charge Plus 2
hypnosis and a nice bath
Duragesic Patch
histamine phosphate by IV stops clusters
Vioxx
Stereotactic Radio Frequency Rhizotomy
takes other people's percocet
gamma knife
try a colonic
craniofacial manipulation
take Fioricette and lay down
alcohol drink "brain wrench" stops ch
try peppermint oil on the lump on your neck
aspirin
narcotics
hyperventilation will cure clusters
clip corrugator muscles
accupuncture
lowering cholestrol will reduce ch
a chiropodist fixed his pelvis & cured ch
O2Zone
wears a device in his mouth to stop ch
Percodan
Oxicontin tablets
Asprin with codine
Elimination diet
capsaicin cream
GABA
saline injections in your fat
jacking off
2 benedryl, 2 aspirin, & coffee cures ch
morphine shots
anti-biotic shot
Stadol & other opiates
a very tight hat band
food additives need to be flushed out
cluster cure is mind over matter
ch is caused by depression and cured with caffine
post-heart attack meds
Advil and chiropractors
Ambrotose
wants a bone in his neck shaved
his church prayed for him and he was cured
the schroom treatment
Oragel
Atlas Orthogonal
chelation therapy
ride a bike real fast
valerian root
Blue Green Algae, magnezium, B6 and pot
hycodan
pray to Jesus and quit smoking cures ch
Omega-3 in fish oil
cuts off blood to head ‘til he passes out
sphenopalatine ganglion block
Alegra
Relaxatia
sniff amonia
tilting his head back will stop ch
Sharper Image Quadra Ionic Breeze ionizer
shots of cortizone in the back
sniff Camomile
dental bite reshaping stops ch
crush and snort imitrex pills
Midol
orgasms will stop her headaches
Prozac
excersize
squirt Xylocaine up your nose
DEEP neck massage
Migra-lieve
effedrine HCL
diflucan
Nasal Irrigation
take Diazepam with a beer or 2 or 3
acupunturist taped magnets and birdseed to his ears
oxycontin & percocet
ectasy
a hard-on will keep blood from head and stop ch
ibuprofen and Red Bull
NAET(nambudripad allergy elimaination technique)
Inderal and Peritrate
her Harley's vibration stops ch
Passion Fruit
fruit juice stops ch in people with Hypoglocemia
Valium
ULTRAM 50 mg tablet mcn
takes narcotics as prevenative but is not in cycle for 3 years
Tahitian Noni Juice
Says ch is cured by Deliverance or exorcism to cast out devils
Ace Inhibitors
Phalenz
DRUGS, DRUGS!
Phallenx
Actiq lollipop
do excerises
Testosterone treatment
ginger powder
had trigeminal nerve removed
drink 64 oz of water a day
lidocaine shots around the eye
see a medicine man from some tribe
try holotropic breathwork
give access to the cosmic unconscious
ear candling
high colonics
cayanne pepper
IMHO, the winners are!
novacaine shots in the back of the head
uses a pad sander to message his head
taking a shit relieves a ch
Note: I gotta get a life. 
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Re: weirdest treatment option
« Reply #8 on: Nov 2nd, 2002, 5:30pm » |
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Good GRIEF ;D I need a nap after ATTEMPTING to follow that one.................OY ;D
Damn --- poor bobG......................somebody HELP him
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Re: weirdest treatment option
« Reply #9 on: Nov 2nd, 2002, 6:41pm » |
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hey bobg.......I only *suggested* 17.389% of these cures...so get off my case.......(you can choose which of these *really* work) ;D
but have ya tried?:
(just clickin' on ALL of the buttons at stage left).....helped me at 2 dark o'thirty.......
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Re: weirdest treatment option
« Reply #10 on: Nov 3rd, 2002, 12:36am » |
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My cure... Snort gasoline, while huffin' O2 and smokin' a cig. Something's bound to happen with that combination...
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Re: weirdest treatment option
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Re: weirdest treatment option
« Reply #12 on: Nov 3rd, 2002, 8:26am » |
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You missed a couple that stick in my mind;
Bath in Lavender oil
and my all time favorite
VIBRATING GLASSES
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Re: weirdest treatment option
« Reply #13 on: Nov 3rd, 2002, 8:44am » |
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My all time favorites:
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« Reply #14 on: Nov 3rd, 2002, 10:13am » |
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I never did get my bonji stones that guy promised me, I even gave him the right address.
Must have got lost in the mail.....NOT!!!!....LMAO ;D
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Re: weirdest treatment option
« Reply #15 on: Nov 3rd, 2002, 10:29am » |
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Go back fifteen years. The wierdest treatment option that works would have been going on the interenet. Talking to unseen faces in unseen places. Now its not weird at all. ........Thanks dj you have changed our world........MJ.
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Re: weirdest treatment option
« Reply #16 on: Nov 3rd, 2002, 11:06am » |
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Orgasms relieve her headaches? Thats a good one. At least we know now that Elizabeth Dole must be a CH! HeHe.
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Re: weirdest treatment option
« Reply #17 on: Nov 3rd, 2002, 7:27pm » |
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WTF is "Bonji Stones", aint never heard of that one but it sounds good.
Is this them.........
http://www.bojistones.com/boji-stones/information.html
If it is, I want some ;D
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Re: weirdest treatment option
« Reply #18 on: Nov 3rd, 2002, 11:16pm » |
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Actually, Boji stones are sold by goofballs who got stuck with a warehouse full of Pet Rocks.
You can find Boji Stones on Ebay most of the time. I kid you not.
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Re: weirdest treatment option
« Reply #19 on: Nov 4th, 2002, 11:24am » |
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thanks soooo much Bob. ....going back to the VA for more prednisone. that seemed to help until i decrease to 6. anyway, i'm relieved to hear that i am not the only one who has tried bizarre treatments.
y'all stay pain free,
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Re: weirdest treatment option
« Reply #20 on: Nov 4th, 2002, 4:03pm » |
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Dr. Echo's TCPTT
- Testecular Compression Pain Transferance Treatment
It works best when applied via a visegrip.
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Re: weirdest treatment option
« Reply #21 on: Nov 4th, 2002, 4:11pm » |
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aw c'mon, Echo...in my opinion, that's asking a LITTLE much of supporters!
although....
no, i'll just be shutting up now. 
p.s. BobG - how long did it take you to compile that list? slow day at the salt mines? LOL oh, and you forgot grape juice and gingerale. sheesh. if yer gonna make a list...
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Re: weirdest treatment option
« Reply #22 on: Nov 4th, 2002, 4:12pm » |
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LOL Echo .... could it be that the beast is visiting you again ????????? Such an accurate description of the pain !!!!!!!!! Hope he leaves soon bro !!!!!!!!!
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Re: weirdest treatment option
« Reply #23 on: Nov 4th, 2002, 4:18pm » |
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Hello Blindeye.
Yes it is true that the bastard paid me a visit for several days. The meathead lulled me in to this false sence of security that he had lost my address. Wrong.
I'm doing better now. Shadows and low Kippers presently. Hope the beast moved on.
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Re: weirdest treatment option
« Reply #24 on: Nov 4th, 2002, 5:22pm » |
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I was told that I should try blowing a hair dryer in my ear while having a headache.
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