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Azrael
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To all ya newbies...
« on: Oct 29th, 2002, 9:17pm » |
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Seein' as though the Drk^Angel is back, I prolly should welcome y'all in fashion, but don't even think I'm gonna go back and find all ya posts.
Welcome to the board! Sorry that the beast has watched way to many commercials, and is now workin' on one for himself, usin' you.
Fade in on your head.
"This is your cranium"
Zoom out, showing the beast standing next to your head holding a white hot iron skillet wrapped in barbed wire and covered in battery acid.
"This is your cranium on clusters."
The beast proceeds to turn your head into a bloody, steamin' pulp with the skillet.
"Any questions?"
Fade out.
Good luck!
PFDAN......................... Drk^Angel
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Re: To all ya newbies...
« Reply #1 on: Oct 29th, 2002, 9:24pm » |
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Damn! and I was just getting used to R2D2... ;D
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That's it! Everyone out of the pool!
" Everytime I try to get out, they PULL me back in! "
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Re: To all ya newbies...
« Reply #2 on: Oct 29th, 2002, 9:26pm » |
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Way to go Drk, you're showing the resilience of a true Clusterhead 
Next thing you know, you will be acting like some kind of know it all 
Marc
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Azrael
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Re: To all ya newbies...
« Reply #3 on: Oct 29th, 2002, 9:30pm » |
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Slammy... Don't even want to know what you did with a robot shaped like a butt plug, covered in probes, but it's good to hear you've gotten used to it.
Drk^Angel
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Re: To all ya newbies...
« Reply #4 on: Oct 29th, 2002, 10:56pm » |
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Drk, Welcome back!!!!
Thanks for the poem.
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Re: To all ya newbies...
« Reply #5 on: Oct 30th, 2002, 12:28pm » |
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Now you're talkin' Drk!!!! 
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Re: To all ya newbies...
« Reply #6 on: Oct 30th, 2002, 12:43pm » |
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Hey Drk,
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me now?
GOOD!
LMAO
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Azrael
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Re: To all ya newbies...
« Reply #7 on: Oct 30th, 2002, 12:55pm » |
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I can see that commercial... The beast with a red hot, rusty poker... "Can you feel me now?" *BASH* "Can you feel me now?" *CRUNCH* "Can you feel me now?" *BOOM!* "Good"
PFDAN................................ Drk^Angel
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Re: To all ya newbies...
« Reply #8 on: Oct 30th, 2002, 1:32pm » |
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Beware of the DRK side.
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Re: To all ya newbies...
« Reply #9 on: Oct 30th, 2002, 1:52pm » |
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Tks.. I'll need the LUCK........
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Re: To all ya newbies...
« Reply #10 on: Oct 30th, 2002, 4:14pm » |
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welcome back newbie! .........2late
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Azrael
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Re: To all ya newbies...
« Reply #11 on: Oct 30th, 2002, 4:42pm » |
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Ahhh... Feels good to get rid of those unnecessary extra stars once in a while. Those 1200 posts were gettin' a bit weighty.
PFDAN..................... Drk^Angel
(Damn finger can't figure out the difference between a 5 and a 2. LOL)
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OneEyeBlind
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Re: To all ya newbies...
« Reply #12 on: Oct 30th, 2002, 4:48pm » |
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LOL Dark !!!! They weigh ya down and make ya cranky in some cases !!!!!!!!
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Re: To all ya newbies...
« Reply #13 on: Oct 30th, 2002, 4:54pm » |
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Hmmmmmm !!!!
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Re: To all ya newbies...
« Reply #14 on: Oct 30th, 2002, 6:42pm » |
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hmmmmmmmmmm.......that's it ???
All that weight could be taming you down... ;D
But I doubt it...... 
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Re: To all ya newbies...
« Reply #15 on: Oct 30th, 2002, 7:16pm » |
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Welcome back DRK!!! Loved your "commercial"!!! I can see it! Slydog
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