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I have heard from reliable sources that the ranks of CHdom have been infiltrated by imposters, Migrainuers, ice cream headachers and even excedrin headachers.
I always suspected Jack Boyd as being one (though I still call him friend) because
#1 He said that he has never cried during CH
2 He has never gone to the ER over CH
3 verapamil doesn't make him constipated
I suspect that he has cph.
I heard that there are several officers of ouch who are no more than severe migrainuers, albeit reliable sources that is still just a rumor.
Though I know of one person who views porn in the dark and drinks beer during one of their so called attacks.
Then there are the women and we know that women don't have clusters...
I'm ashamed to be associated with the lot of you wanna be's and I'm never coming back.
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Re: Imposters
« Reply #1 on: Oct 21st, 2002, 1:27pm » |
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I am one of those women who used to think I had clusterheadaches, until lately, thanks to the likes of Boob and hub.
When my headache stops and my red eye quits tearing, I'll thank you guys properly for setting me straight. I'm so glad I'm not alone.......I never would have known the truth.
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I disagree hub!
« Reply #2 on: Oct 21st, 2002, 1:40pm » |
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It's become appearant to me that EVERYONE has clusters. Jusat different types of clusters.
There are clusters that:
Strike once every 28 days.
Strike both sides of the head at once.
Last 5 days.
Drive us to play on our computers.
Don't respond to any thing but an opiate cocktail (anyone got some they want to sell).
Don't have any of the syptoms.
Have all of the symptoms of all the headaches.
Are triggered by the stuff on the meegraine "foods to avoid" list.
Everybody has clusters and if you don't, you're gonna get them.
I bet even Saddam has clusters and what Dubya thinks are chemical weapons factories are really his personal Imitrex factories.
Everybody has clusters!
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Mrs. Barlow, I never, and I repeat never, ever pissed in your steam iron.
"SHUT UP HUB!"
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Re: Imposters
« Reply #3 on: Oct 21st, 2002, 1:50pm » |
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If I wasn't in the 12th hour of my Kip 10 while I was writing this I'd let you all have it. Instead I'm going to surf on over to take an IQ test.
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Re: Imposters
« Reply #4 on: Oct 21st, 2002, 1:55pm » |
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i'm going to be a girl good and just say nuthin at all.
I think I'll just go smoosh Slammy.
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Re: Imposters
« Reply #5 on: Oct 21st, 2002, 1:57pm » |
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And if I had an IQ, I'd join you.......but I do have an icq, will that work?
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*yawn*
PFDAN.................................. Drk^Angel
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Re: Imposters
« Reply #7 on: Oct 21st, 2002, 2:05pm » |
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hmmm porn boy speaks...hope I didn't give you a headache... ;D
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Hub... I was wonderin'... Are ya ever going to even try providing any useful posts again, or do all we have to look forward to from you for now on is these threads trying to instigate a fight? Because I find it kind of funny how ppl get slammed here when they try to help, when others don't think they have CH, but you can get away with nothing but nonsense. Go figure 'eh?
PFDAN............................. Drk^Angel
PS... Oh... BTW... Ya shouldn't call Ted "Porn Boy"... I heard he gets a little defensive about that.
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Re: Imposters
« Reply #9 on: Oct 21st, 2002, 2:27pm » |
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Nope. I wouldn't get defensive about that. You must have heard that from the same source that told you you have clusters.
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Re: Imposters
« Reply #10 on: Oct 21st, 2002, 2:33pm » |
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BAHAHAHAA!!! now this is a FUNNY Thread! 
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LOL! What is a "girl good", Margi? is that canadian-speak? 
btw.....  <-------------- Smoosh this! 
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That's it! Everyone out of the pool!
" Everytime I try to get out, they PULL me back in! "
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Ooh... That hurts... That really hurts... At least it prolly would if it came from someone else. C'est la vie...
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Re: Imposters
« Reply #12 on: Oct 21st, 2002, 2:34pm » |
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what else is there to say? the symptoms aren't complex. there are no new meds or alternatives. and I am shallow so no this is all you get...haha tedder you smutmonger
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Re: Imposters
« Reply #13 on: Oct 21st, 2002, 2:48pm » |
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I must say, Slammy - you are a challenge to smoosh. If you visit the smoosh archives, the pics there of Bob, Paco, Drummer and myself are done by yours truly. Bob was easy to do - he has real expressive eyes. Paco provided me with his TFH, so that was a no brainer and Drummer, well...you'd have to know Dave to understand that one (and my self-portrait...i do have days i feel like that moo-babe). But you have strange bone structure, man. I got you lookin like Mr. Spock at the moment, with undertones of one of the 3 stooges. You think you look like hub...well, that's the stooge reference you're seeing.
But I did, at one point, have you looking like you were suffering a Kip 10 - however, it was uni-lateral, and only lasted for less than an hour. oh Hi Hub
here are your two choices for a smooshed Slammy...
www.pahlow.net/images/slammy.jpg
www.pahlow.net/images/slammy2.jpg
thanks, Mr. P
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Re: Imposters
« Reply #14 on: Oct 21st, 2002, 2:53pm » |
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Yeah, well that would have been a mild one... Just the other day, I was reeling with a Kip 10 for 3 hours! So I packed myself up and drove to the ER where I had to wait another 4 hours with a Kip 10! I had to keep myself busy by playing hearts on my PDA and doing origami with a 14 year old girl who was waiting to be seen with a bad case of Psoriasis!
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That's it! Everyone out of the pool!
" Everytime I try to get out, they PULL me back in! "
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HEY!!!!!
Im porn guy and never forget that!!!!
Slam, stay away from 14 yr olds ;D
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Re: Imposters
« Reply #16 on: Oct 21st, 2002, 4:19pm » |
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Hear that Slammy, Ya better leave the 14 year olds for Jonny.
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I do like'em young, PJ
The less hair the better.
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Re: Imposters
« Reply #18 on: Oct 21st, 2002, 4:28pm » |
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Slammy likes them young, also.... but it has nothing to do with the hair.. ;D
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That's it! Everyone out of the pool!
" Everytime I try to get out, they PULL me back in! "
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Re: Imposters
« Reply #19 on: Oct 21st, 2002, 5:25pm » |
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I'm disappointed in all of you!!!!! 
Did none of you read Ueli's post?!? Do you not remember that you must have psoriasis to have cluster headaches????? Which incedentally I do have so I AM a true CH'er 
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Re: Imposters
« Reply #20 on: Oct 21st, 2002, 5:56pm » |
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on Oct 21st, 2002, 2:05pm, hub wrote:| hmmm porn boy speaks...hope I didn't give you a headache... ;D |
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LMMFYBO!!!! You kill me, Hub! ;D
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That's it! Everyone out of the pool!
" Everytime I try to get out, they PULL me back in! "
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Re: Imposters
« Reply #21 on: Oct 22nd, 2002, 6:44am » |
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7 hours with a kip 10  Give me a friggin break slammy! Playing cards with a kip 10 Driving with a kip 10
Listen, when Kip wrote the CH scale he knew what he was talking about. As a matter of fact he could possibly have been downplaying the pain a little. I hesitate to even call the experience of CH pain. I sewed a gash in my thumb up by myself without anesthetic before so I aint a siss. But when I am having a kip 7 I am stumbling and not seeing clearly enough to drive, play cards, or much of anything else.
Johnny you have CPH like your brother Jack.
And Catlin I hope you aren't as crusty as Ueli... ;D
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noone and none of you exist. At that moment I am the only one in the world. I have Clusters. At that point everyone in the world has Clusters.
When the sun rises I git in my car and I decide to create a world full of traffic and people. I decide who is gonna be ugly and who is gonna drive like a butthead. I do not give anyone Clusters. I give everyone free will. Some people decide to have Clusters. Although I think that is a dumb thing to do I am happy to have company.
Those people sometimes ferget their lines and make things up. Like shadows. I never had shadows so I knew they were full of shit. If yer gonna have Clusters do it right dammit or I will unmake you.
I bin eatin Vera fer a year and a half. A few days ago I got my first one sided crapface in all that time. I have upped my Vera to 420/day. Yesterday I spent about 300 minutes with what I can only describe as a "shadow". All that talk here about "shadows" has finally given me one. I now officially allow people with Clusters to have shodows. They are no longer full of shit. I have never been constipated with Vera. Therefore people who claim that it does that to them are still full of shit.
I have to go to work now. I fully expect Hub to slip back into the shadows while I'm gone. I'll read the rest of you when I return.
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« Reply #23 on: Oct 22nd, 2002, 7:33am » |
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This is my first post, I have read this thread and I shouted....:THIS IS MY PLACE!!!!
My Storey...... ooopss story:
I’m new to this board. My doctor and my veterinary have diagnosed me, I have Cluster Headaches.
Anyway I was pretty sure to have those before, I have read this board for long time.
I’m writing this under a KIP 10, because it last from 24 hours. Yes these clusters are really annoying. I already take 2 aspirin in 20 hours, and is still at 10. My head hurts in a terrible way… oh wait, I have to look at the cooking…. And every time I try to sleep, I have to wait 5 mins before falling asleep.
At work is terrible: at this KIP 10 I cannot drink my coffee quickly, and also I cannot laugh at every joke of my colleagues for the terrible pain.
My colleagues ask me for what is this terrible pain and I answer CH, they do not understand, they say I have migraines, but I can attend to my little hobbies here, like killing bees with the hand, make paper airplanes, and so on. I CANNOT! You know well the terrible pain in the eye: I cannot fold the paper wings properly. Under KIP 10 they fly very bad.
My attack last normally 2 days at KIP 10, then 2 other days at kip 5. I have no more sexual life: I cannot do more than 12 sexual thingies with my wife per night when I’m at 10!
I can do, sometimes, love with my parrot, because she is very nice, and understand my pain.
I tried also chilled O2 (thanks KIP), but the balloons freeze and don’t fly at well. But the cats are happy for the new game.
My cycle lasts 3 months a week, with a pain free time of 12 years per hour (ooops what time is it now?!?) When in remission I can drive my truck better than in cycle. At KIP 10 the streets seems me a bit more narrow….
The beer help me a lot during these attacks, and sometimes Chinese food helps me also.
How can I deal with this thing more? 24 hours and still at 10 while I’m writing…. Oh wait…the phone….. one friend of mine, asking for a trip on helicopter…. Not sure if I will accept, under KIP 10 the helicopter noise is a bit annoying.
I’m so happy to found all you sufferers, now I feel me better. This terrible pain is truly unbearable!….. Oh sorry, my friends are arrived for poker, I have to left this board.
I hope this pain stops quickly, I cannot see the other’s cards in the mirror, the eye pain is terrible…..Yes, yes the whisky is on the shelf, I arrive soon friends.
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Re: Imposters
« Reply #24 on: Oct 22nd, 2002, 7:55am » |
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Bravo!What can top that? Not even an encore.
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