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TerryS
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Being over 50
« on: Oct 13th, 2002, 9:51am » |
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The Perks of Being Over 50 Years Old
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.
10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no! matter who walks into the room.
15. You sing along with elevator music.
16. Your eyes won't get much worse.
17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
21. You can't remember who sent you this list.
I don't know about # 9 I'm not sure I remember what sex is....... ???
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Re: Being over 50
« Reply #1 on: Oct 13th, 2002, 10:06am » |
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LMAO 'bro! ;D, please tell me there are real perks ;D ............2late
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Re: Being over 50
« Reply #2 on: Oct 13th, 2002, 11:16am » |
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LOL...I can relate..........smiles, nancyc
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Re: Being over 50
« Reply #3 on: Oct 13th, 2002, 3:09pm » |
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OMG......I am LOL......@40!
Thanks Terry Happy Birthday 
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Re: Being over 50
« Reply #4 on: Oct 13th, 2002, 5:05pm » |
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Thanks Terry. Good stuff
As they say: You're no longer pushing 50, you're pulling it.
Charlie
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Re: Being over 50
« Reply #5 on: Oct 14th, 2002, 1:51am » |
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When you hit 60, nap time is another added pleasure ;D
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