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Linda Howell does not have clusters!!!!
« on: Sep 17th, 2002, 9:05am » |
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Linda Howell and I roomed together. The first night Linda slept all night long. She never moved. I got up smoked stood on the baloney. Nothing woke the woman up. I had set the alarm for 7 so I could enjoy the day. The alarm didn’t even go off a second. I raised up just long enough to see Linda knock the hell out of that clock. I did not want her to hit me so I stayed in bed a little longer LOL
Like I told you guys I was good this go around…I went to my room every night around 10:30 pm. Well Friday I think it was they brought in a 02 tank for Linda. That was the first time I met Doug W.
Friday night I go to bed. Go to sleep and at two I was waken by hot flashes and needed to use the rest room. Linda is still not there so I go the bathroom (thank God I shut the door) Well I walk out of the bath room and just as I open the bath room door. I swear I thought someone was breaking in the room the door flew open in come three people all talking at one time. Here I stand with my turbin on my head…no teeth in my mouth….in my little nighty watching Linda have her cluster and Doug and Liz help her. I have watched many attacks over the last few years . I knew they were taking care of Linda so I climb on my bed and I pull the cover up so no one can see I don’t have my teeth in my mouth. I guess I looked shocked I was I guess I ws not expecting all these people LOL! Doug sits on my bed puts his arm around me and asked if I am ok …he is thinking I never seen this before and am scard. I am still half asleep trying to figure everything out and embarrassed also. I have my hand over my mouth saying no I am fine. Linda is beating her head on the tank Doug had to stop her. I do watch that in tears. Linda gets better they all leave Liz and Doug. Linda gets in the bed I get in mine next thing I know Linda is sucking on 02 again. I watch and I think I told her to count. Linda rocks and does all the things she has to after its over she craws in bed. I just watch…
I then in the meanest sounding voice I had I said Linda I am telling everyone that you do not have clusters. Linda says FUCK you Elaine. I yell any fucking body that beats their head on a tank and goes through all the shit you just did ten craws in bed without smoking DOES NOT HAVE CLUSTERS!!!!! Linda and I just roll laughing. Needless to say he next two hours were spent laughing..Our balcony over looked the parking lot. People were coming from the bars going home..well Linda and I watched as the men came out took a pee on Mikes truck tire. When they were done Linda and I cheered. Friday night was just full of fun!!! It was close to 5 before we went to sleep. At seven I just did not feel well enough to go to the convention.
Seriously Linda Howell was the best roommate a person could have. I love her to death she is very wonderful!
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Re: Linda Howell does not have clusters!!!!
« Reply #1 on: Sep 17th, 2002, 9:21am » |
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Quote:| Here I stand with my turbin on my head…no teeth in my mouth….in my little nighty |
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Sounds like you'd make a pretty good room mate too! LMMFAO
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Re: Linda Howell does not have clusters!!!!
« Reply #2 on: Sep 17th, 2002, 9:32am » |
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One would think the bastard would at least allow a weekend of PF gathering. It read like the two of you were fortunate to be roomies.
The one thing I have never witnessed is another person having an attack. If I ever do, at least I will be able to understand what is happening. Great to read that Linda had O2 to help her out.
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Re: Linda Howell does not have clusters!!!!
« Reply #3 on: Sep 17th, 2002, 11:17am » |
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Elaine - you're a good roomy and poor Linda - Linda, sorry you had such a CH there! At least it sounds like Lady E was able to pull you out of it a bit! LOL!
One day, I'm going to get to one of these conventions. Where's the next one?
Best wishes - Jim R
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Re: Linda Howell does not have clusters!!!!
« Reply #4 on: Sep 17th, 2002, 12:08pm » |
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Bahahaha E! Great post! I feel like I was in the room with ya! ;D
Dammit, Linda! and we were sooo close on hooking up!
I should have driven to Burbank and picked your ass up!! 
Slammy 
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Re: Linda Howell does not have clusters!!!!
« Reply #5 on: Sep 17th, 2002, 1:02pm » |
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Thanks for setting the story of the hard think in the dark straight Elaine.........(humph.....did you??)
You guys are great! So neat of you to share your story with us here that couldn't make it.
Sounds to me like both you and Linda H were indeed blessed to have had the pleasure to share each other's uniqueness as roommates!
EDNA
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Re: Linda Howell does not have clusters!!!!
« Reply #6 on: Sep 17th, 2002, 9:28pm » |
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Poor Linda can't connect to the internet yet to read what a good roomy she is.
Elaine, that story was WAY funnier in person, but you did Good here 
Love you guys, miss you too 
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