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Convention Golfers - ATTENTION!!
« on: Aug 23rd, 2002, 12:17pm » |
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OK, gang - we've got room for 5 more golfers!!! But that's it. Deposit has been paid and trophies are on order.
We will be playing at the Mylora Golf Course, not far from where the convention is being held in Richmond, B.C. (suburb of Vancouver, Canada).
Course fees are $27.00 and it is a Par 3 course. Clubs and carts are available for rent at $11 for clubs (you can share clubs with one other person) and $4 for pull carts. Tee-off time is 9 a.m. and we should be done by early afternoon at the latest. Lunch and beverages will be available at the clubhouse (or at any of the nearby restaurants) and looks like it's all quite reasonably priced. Especially when you do the conversion from US to Canadian dollars!
We will be playing a Best Ball format, matching up experienced golfers with beginners. This is just a fun day out - certainly not a serious competition by any means!!! If anyone is renting a car in Vancouver, please let me know - we need to organize car pools to get to the golf course.
So, if you're planning on being at the convention, why not sign up for golf on Sunday, Sept. 15? Here's the link to the registration process....http://www.clusterheadaches.org/members/conventions/golf.htm If that doesn't work for you, just email me at moxie_miss@hotmail.com and I'll set you up.
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Re: Convention Golfers - ATTENTION!!
« Reply #1 on: Aug 23rd, 2002, 12:47pm » |
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Whats a Par 3 ????? 
Why a whole set of clubs? Won't just one club be enough? ???
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Re: Convention Golfers - ATTENTION!!
« Reply #2 on: Aug 23rd, 2002, 12:51pm » |
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LOL TS.
All Par 3 means is that the total distance we have to walk is shorter. It's a good thing, trust me. 
And, we WILL only give YOU one club. You just have to promise me that you won't clobber anyone with it. Not even Jonny, ok?
Deal?
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« Reply #3 on: Aug 23rd, 2002, 12:57pm » |
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Jonny is bigger than me! I won't hit him but I might cut his hair off and put it on my head!
To save money and if only one club is needed a set should do us all!!!I will share mine.
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Re: Convention Golfers - ATTENTION!!
« Reply #4 on: Aug 23rd, 2002, 1:01pm » |
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OK, good idea. I'll bring the scissors.
Now...who's team should I put Riccardo on? I think Bob's scared of him now...
but i bet Bob can run faster scared, than Riccky can mad. LOL
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« Reply #5 on: Aug 23rd, 2002, 1:18pm » |
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Riccardo is a kisser guess we better pick a woman for him. 
Bob P has short legs but I bet he could out run Riccardo but then again Riccardo is like the jolly green gaint he can take two steps and be in front of Bob. Hmmmm thats a hard one.
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Re: Convention Golfers - ATTENTION!!
« Reply #6 on: Aug 23rd, 2002, 1:27pm » |
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but, Elaine....I think Riccky's lookin for a lil action on the side, if you know what I mean.
It's too bad Hub's not coming. Could have be a real good (tom)cat fight.
I've heard Bob's been working out to get buff for the convention...
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« Reply #7 on: Aug 23rd, 2002, 1:36pm » |
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Who all is going to play golf anyway? Its hard to put people with people if you don't have a list. I need names so I can make fun of them
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Re: Convention Golfers - ATTENTION!!
« Reply #8 on: Aug 23rd, 2002, 1:42pm » |
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OK, here's who's golfing.
Elaine
Linda Howell
me and Mike
BobP
Jonny
Bill and Deb Lovejoy
Karla and Ted
Maria
Riccardo
Bonnie and Warren
Tracy Lee
Davide
Stefano
Piera and PierUgo.
DJ promised he would caddy for us.
I think Mast mumbled something about watching....but we really should put her to work, dontcha think?
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« Reply #9 on: Aug 23rd, 2002, 2:03pm » |
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Peria now there is a lady that is all smiles for her we should put her with Bonnie , and Bill and his wife Deb those four don't do anything but laugh and smile !!! That should be a great team there. They will blind us with their teeth 
Mike Bob P and Warren and Jonny that that would make a team. The tropheys you could give to those four!!!
Nut, crazy , in heat and good looking!!!!
Karla Ted and Tracy, and Maria....I don't know Tracy and Maria well enough to make fun of them but I can tell you if Karla and Ted golf like they chat they will be the winning team !!!
Then there isw Dave E ,Stefano and PierUgo As good looking as they are I am sure a lay will volunteer to team up with them. We will call them the studd team!!!
That leaves you Linda H DJ and me! Now thats a team that has potentual! not sure what butwe all have some!
a blond red head and a old bawled woman and a hunk!
Oh yea this is going to be the game Vancouver will never forget LMAO!!!
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Re: Convention Golfers - ATTENTION!!
« Reply #10 on: Aug 23rd, 2002, 2:08pm » |
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LOL actually, E, you're pretty dang close to how the teams actually HAVE been put together.
Warren's in heat? Does Bonnie know?
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« Reply #11 on: Aug 23rd, 2002, 3:16pm » |
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OK, TG, Elaine has stolen the first question (Why a set of clubs and WTF is a Par 3.)
Second question: is sex allowed during a golf game? And, if yes, have to be rigorously heterosexual?
Third question: with the clubs....have I to strike the head of the challengers, the heads of my team, the balls? And, if the balls, which balls?
Fourth question: those little holes in the green have to be used by the single male players for .... uhhmmm....
Fifth question: keep in mind that "golf" in Italy means (really!) a wool sweater. Can I play golf with a cotton sweater?
Sixth question: what is the difference between COURSE, CURSE and COARSE?
Seventh question: BUT WHY have I to make me fool of myself with those strange things like wood iron 1 2 3 4 balls holes clubs carts caddies set Par and so on.......  ?
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Re: Convention Golfers - ATTENTION!!
« Reply #12 on: Aug 23rd, 2002, 3:16pm » |
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ROTFLMAO!
Now I don't feel so bad!
Margi you did not tell me it was asexual game 
By the way Bonnie a special thank you I got the card today! Hugs and kiss
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« Reply #13 on: Aug 23rd, 2002, 3:18pm » |
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Why would anyone wanna walk around hitting their balls with a club and see how far they go anyways?
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Re: Convention Golfers - ATTENTION!!
« Reply #14 on: Aug 23rd, 2002, 3:21pm » |
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you have got the carT ? At home?
My God, how much have WE Italians to pay for luggage from Italy to Vancouver?
Couldn't we let the CART waiting in Vancouver, please??
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Re: Convention Golfers - ATTENTION!!
« Reply #15 on: Aug 23rd, 2002, 4:21pm » |
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Riccy,
Just don't ask me to grip your driver!
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« Reply #16 on: Aug 23rd, 2002, 5:11pm » |
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scissors Margi????
I'm seeing a made for TV movie here "Crazy woman die's a sensless death in Vancouver"
E,
I would gladly give you HALF my hair if it would help.
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« Reply #17 on: Aug 23rd, 2002, 5:24pm » |
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How many strokes would Bob need before he got his balls in the hole?
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« Reply #19 on: Aug 23rd, 2002, 6:13pm » |
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Elaine - I am falling off my chair laughing here - didn't know that Warren was in heat!! What did he do in Atlanta??
If this continues at the golf course, I will never make it around the course - will be laughing too much.
Can't wait. Riccardo - you need to calm down a bit - just kisses and hugs is enough!
Elaine - you're very welcome.
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« Reply #20 on: Aug 23rd, 2002, 10:30pm » |
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When I was in Los Angeles, I had a friend try to teach me to at least not look stupid with a 8 iron in my hand.
We played a 3 hole, 3 par course. First hole.....4 shots to the cup thingy.
Second hole.......hmmmmmm. About 17 strokes I think. I stopped counting on the 3rd hole. This should really be fun. If anyone brings a video camera, I personally will stomp it into the ground. Linda
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« Reply #21 on: Aug 23rd, 2002, 10:33pm » |
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Damn... Now I really wish I was goin'... I'd bring my video camera, 35mm... Hell... I'd even get a digital camera for the occasion... Oh well... 
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« Reply #22 on: Aug 24th, 2002, 10:46am » |
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27.00 for a par 3, hope that's canada currency!!! dunno about u Drk, but i love gettin' my balls smacked ;D ..............2late
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And why do they scream 4? Maybe golfers have 4 balls, and they're tryin' to club 2 off...
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« Reply #24 on: Aug 24th, 2002, 11:52pm » |
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Ladies I would be happy to give you Lessons in playing golf. I would start you all out using irons and gradually work you into the woods.........lol
And Jonny I could use some of that hair for the top of my head and if you still have enough hair left BobG might have need for some. ;D
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